For the cookies!
It's that time again. What time, Sabre!? Killzone time, kids! Alright, calm down, Alan, you're going to spill your milk and then where will you dunk your cookies?...Don't putting your cookie up there, Alan!...and don't put it in your mouth afterwards!! Jesus! Wanke take that cookie off of him and dispose of it safely - and hygienically. Tut! Bloody bots.
ONR MONDAY WARZONE
Each RSVP we receive, Alan and his friends receive fresh cookies. Do it! Do it for them!!